If you ask people to describe me, they will most likely say "Who?"
Even if it was my wife you asked.
I always have difficulty with this describing yourself thing. I think probably I won't bother to do it too seriously.
Here we go.
Ageing former younger person, with many years of experience of being a younger person and not so much of being an ageing person. Still has brain of a younger person, to the extent it's not old enough to have gained much wisdom or common sense yet, and the body of the ageing person who carries this brain highlights this fact.
Likes putting words in an interesting order and drinking tea. Does not like any physical activity that may end in death if you do it wrong.
Male, he/him/his, UK.